Political Caption Competition

How Shane Jones sees himself every day

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

FACT OF THE DAY: The heart beats approximately 100,000 times daily. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Indeed, it’s futile to…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: A sloth’s digestive system is so slow that it takes up to two weeks to fully…

Zohran Mamdani gives a hungry Queenstown child some French tyres to eat

FACT OF THE DAY: Sharks have been around for over 400 million years, making them older than trees and the…
“No, the golden balls were not a personal statement – but since you ask…”
“Whaddya’ mean Christmas decorations???
This is our decor all year round.”
Santa’s been laid off. The country can’t afford him, so I’m filling in.
Game of Cronies
Great chair for bottom trawling
JONES
Now to chill and enjoy one of my favourite videos(Nicola Willis, Brooke
Van Velden and ‘Big Dave’ ??! Seymour in FAR RIGHT THREEWAY!)
Outstanding.
Another potatoe Maori
Jones: It’s just like the one in my bathroom.