Political Caption Competition

How Shane Jones sees himself every day

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Donald and his Dr
Trump posts himself glowing like Jesus, then insists he’s just a doctor. Sure. And the angels are… what exactly?

More realistic
“No, the golden balls were not a personal statement – but since you ask…”
“Whaddya’ mean Christmas decorations???
This is our decor all year round.”
Santa’s been laid off. The country can’t afford him, so I’m filling in.
Game of Cronies
Great chair for bottom trawling
JONES
Now to chill and enjoy one of my favourite videos(Nicola Willis, Brooke
Van Velden and ‘Big Dave’ ??! Seymour in FAR RIGHT THREEWAY!)
Outstanding.
Another potatoe Maori
Jones: It’s just like the one in my bathroom.