Political Caption Competition

How Shane Jones sees himself every day

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
“No, the golden balls were not a personal statement – but since you ask…”
“Whaddya’ mean Christmas decorations???
This is our decor all year round.”
Santa’s been laid off. The country can’t afford him, so I’m filling in.
Game of Cronies
Great chair for bottom trawling
JONES
Now to chill and enjoy one of my favourite videos(Nicola Willis, Brooke
Van Velden and ‘Big Dave’ ??! Seymour in FAR RIGHT THREEWAY!)
Outstanding.
Another potatoe Maori
Jones: It’s just like the one in my bathroom.