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It takes three politicians to make a marmite sandwich and put an apple in a bag.
Surely it’s a video still of Anticlimactic by The Beastly Boys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
Look Mum at us pretending to be common workers isn’t it funny. I think I look cute don’t you!! It just shows that many people in NZ are pretending to be workers, just putting on orange suits and skiving off to their private lives at our expense! No wonder the economy is on a downward trend.
A foremost gathering of the current in-group called VS. They reflect modern internet times with cartoon characters being presented by entities selling helpful services to clients, with smiles to the bewildered. By the way the group is called Vacuous Smiles.
New style of road cones .
Can I pull the whistle please? Sorry, Simeon, you’ll have to wait until you are a big boy!
Having seen the group already onboard, commuters decided to wait for the next train.
No wonder the country is fucked
These three are so popular and well loved that they need protective helmets when mixing with the public.
Hey Guys…this sure beats working for a living eh! Bye the way….are we there yet? Its great to be on track
I didn’t realize that cosplaying tradies was a thing.