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Euthenasia as practiced in the 1950s.
If you finish all these cigarettes, we can give your bed to someone else.
YOU MAY as well smoke your self to death because Brown will have run the hospitals into the ground so the sooner you croak the better for all
That’s Casey in her nurses’ uniform a LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG time ago.
Nurse Casey is a thorough professional.
This is good for the health of the New Zealand economy.
NURSE
Thanks to a special deal by Casey Costello the hospital shop can sell you these cheap Chinese made, full of all sorts of toxins, cigarettes for only $22.00 a packet of 20.
Tomorrow we put you on a machine that helps you breathe. It only costs New Zealand taxpayers $10,000.00 a day but we do not expect you to last more than a month.
Still, the coalition believes it worth it to keep their don…I mean the tobacco industry happy.