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“Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?”
Assimilationist! Colonial overreach! Treaty denial! Revisionists! Racists! Stirrers!
Ruled by equal parts thieves and fools, the prospects for NZ are not encouraging.
The real tui is ERU and the white one is the Tamihere party
“Look, Gary, everyone else is doing the all-black thing this season. It’s called being a trendsetter.”
Black Tui: “Call yourself a tui? You look ridiculous. Sod off and hang out with those bellbirds over there”.
White Tui: “Look, I bloody told you earlier. My black feathers are at the dry cleaners!”.
White Tui: When’s it going to snow already? I stand out like a beacon and the cats keep chasing my ass.
Regular Tui: Bugger off, you’re disturbing my zen.