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Worst Orgy Ever

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In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget
Christopher Luxon inadvertantly overdoes his morning head shave routine.
Christopher Luxon’s public face
Two-faced? Me? Never!
I’m not appearing full face in public again. I want to stay away from that face identification thing. Seeing I don’t go to supermarkets, that is for the wife or delivery van, I’ll be The Great Unknown – outside my head and inside. Hah I’ll get the better of that dozy lot of NZrs out there – they’ll never be able to sort themselves out.
From the people who brought you the Winston Peters dog chew toy, we have the suckable Luxton!
Only while the Coalition lasts! Government so sucky you can taste it! Now available in extra flaccid!
What happens when you have your thumbs so far up.
What I’m saying to you is that I’m indistinguishable from all other shallow, conservative, business guys who also wildly over-estimate their own abilities.
Wearing my suit back-to-front today, just to show how ‘cool’ I am.
Successful crime-fighting needs inkpads, not facial recognition technology, says Police Union chief.
I can’t figure out if it’s a shaved testicle or half an arse cheek.
Luxon before AI facial development
Mr Anal Probe.