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Never a truer word said!
“1776 was a big mistake, I’ve fixed it now”
Laa-laa sad – no tubby custard today 🙁
Mrs Sneetch has been through the star removal machine and Mr Sneetch is not happy about it.
Beam me up Scotty. . . . . . Scotty? . . . .. Scotty? . . . . . . Now Scotty, d*mmit. . . .