Political Caption Competition
“I am not a swamp witch”, hissed the swamp witch at her swamp witch press conference.
“I am not a swamp witch”, hissed the swamp witch at her swamp witch press conference.

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
But ’tis strange
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray us
In deepest consequence.
Will the setters up of these captions please put the names of the personnel involved in future! I can’t keep up with the actions and inactions coming from the top which take all my time to partly digest, without paying attention to all the bit players involved. I’m careful not to follow them into the swamp and be trapped in their gothic mindset.
no pride Ive seen better turned out homeless ladies .
“No I am not Nicky No Boats grandmother”
This one is not fit for parliament, on your bike.
‘Get a haircut and get a real job”
“I really don’t see the issue here, I have no more undisclosed conflicts of interest than any other member of this government”