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The most disturbing part of this image was that there was no Civil Defence event that Chris Bishop was appearing at, that is actually how he dresses now.
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I kept wandering off and getting hurt, my carehome attendants were worried about me so this morning they dressed me in this hard hat and hi viz vest to protect me from getting lost, and/or hurt.
“Hey bebe, do you like my helmet?”
Clutch Cargo kitted up & with a hit of caffeine prepares to give Humpty a wee shove off the wall….
Safety gear in place for all that nasty excreta splatter.
The theme from “Rawhide” playing on Clutch’s earbuds to silence the gnashing and wailing of Christine’s annoying “Bully-Boyish” remarks.
Well it seems that whenever he appears he causes a civil defence emergency so he is being wise – being prepared and resilient. This is obviously our national dress now.
This morning I have been talking to an able handyman and he wears dirty jeans and a spotted thick sweatshirt – capable, prepared and resilient. But a politician carefully staying aloof from real practical and useful work isn’t handy and not really a man.
Next years election clothes
After a gruelling night on the trainset, the fat controller surfaces from the basement for a coffee with mum.
BISHOP
Well, yes, I AM fearful.
God will surely smite us for what we have done to poor people.
And what do you do around here?
This coffee cup doesn’t carry itself you know.
Chris unveiling his new covers group – MC Bish and the beastly boys.