Political Caption Competition
How bad does Desley Simpson want to fuck the Prime Minister?
How bad does Desley Simpson want to fuck the Prime Minister?

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Who’d guess this guy’s a hairless wonder ?
At least he’s not prancing around in his cutie pie pyjamas again…
‘God, someone go and get the old fool before a train comes!’
If I had any hair…I would dye it orange, just like my American pal…..
where art thy romeo it is me your juliet
Sounds likely – in a Kate Bush falsetto though.
Tooty Rooty train to nowhere
Lux Flakes in a Simpson on fast spin
Yep Derek, they don’t call Willis, Willis 5 kids for no reason.
DESLEY SIMPSON Thinks:
“How can I get him under the train?’
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is this train coming the other way…
Oh – thanks for the tip Leftorium, sardonic rather than sarcastic? We’ll keep in mind.