Political Caption Competition
How bad does Desley Simpson want to fuck the Prime Minister?
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Who’d guess this guy’s a hairless wonder ?
At least he’s not prancing around in his cutie pie pyjamas again…
‘God, someone go and get the old fool before a train comes!’
If I had any hair…I would dye it orange, just like my American pal…..
where art thy romeo it is me your juliet
Sounds likely – in a Kate Bush falsetto though.
Tooty Rooty train to nowhere
Lux Flakes in a Simpson on fast spin
Yep Derek, they don’t call Willis, Willis 5 kids for no reason.
DESLEY SIMPSON Thinks:
“How can I get him under the train?’
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is this train coming the other way…
Oh – thanks for the tip Leftorium, sardonic rather than sarcastic? We’ll keep in mind.