Political Caption Competition

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1. Im dreaming up new ways to kill more workers on the job .

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   1. I’m dreaming of a [rich] white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know [and ‘urban dictionary’ to those who aren’t sorted]. (I can’t cope with the depth of their light-hearted nothings.)
      Malicious Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=Mali…
      A really sexy way of saying evil, or a really evil way of saying sexy. It basically means evil and wanting to hurt someone but it sounds sexy.

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2. Sitting on a park bench eying little boys with wishful intent

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   1. Hopeful? Desirous? Mischievous? They seems to work with older boys anyway.

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3. “Prototype android’s rictus grin continues to terrify children at local park.”

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   1. You win!

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4. New colour for road cones

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   1. Like!

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5. Her smile is the post-coital joy in having fucked so many Kiwi workers.

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6. I wish I was in charge during the pandemic ,we would not need pay parity cuts because you would all be dead .

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