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It’s true, Shrek is a human!
Ive been talking to the Don he thinks I should use my sales skills to get peace .
I’m bigger than you, Vlod.
big headed
We’ve got your back mate. Just give us 4 or 5 years. We just need to get a couple of ferries sorted out first. In the mean time you’re more than welcome to borrow my air force 757 if we can manage to get it to Kiev without it breaking down.
I offered to send Ukranian translations of Amanda’s motivational speeches and writings – Volodymyr looked pleased.
A penis standing next to a leader.
But can the penis play the piano? The “leader” (you are a moron Uncle Tom Cobbly) could show him how.
No the penis (you are a moron Seer) can’t.
Looks like you struck a nerve there uncle .
Jesus a russian drone
for your enjoyment gordon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZP2EUxdgo-s
for your enjoyment seer
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/prime-minister-christopher-luxon-shares-festive-photo-of-family-christmas-eve-tradition-donning-matching-pyjamas/AFHEZXXALZFKPJ26SREJSKLF4Q/
I think Volodymyr appreciated my expert advice on ‘outcomes’ and ‘delivery’
“It’s all good, I spoke to the Chinese guy and he said they are not supporting the Russian guy. By the way, I used to run an airline.”
Aid from New Zealand to Ukraine may be conditional on hair transplants between heads of state.