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Never a truer word said!
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/prime-minister-christopher-luxons-press-secretary-resigns-amid-allegations-of-recording-sex-workers/IJIVZRULYFHB3CCYMXERJ3FFZM/
SeymourLux celebrate this resignation, what did press secretary have on them?
Luxon: I keep my friends close.
Seymour: And I keep my enemies closer.
Basically just two arseholes sniffing each others fart
Squeezable puppets.
David: Chris did you just squeak “I love you JK”, when I squeezed you?
Chris: David did you just moan “anything Atlas, anything!” when I squeezed you?
Bob the first and Im right embrace and exchange vows.
WINSTON The bastard! He never did that with me!
Kiwi version of the “Kiss of Death.’
To-may-to, to-mar-to, Amanda, A-man-o.