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FACT OF THE DAY: Bhutan measures national success using “Gross National Happiness” rather than Gross Domestic Product POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

FACT OF THE DAY: Silent reading activates mouth, tongue, and larynx muscles (subvocalization). POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “It is…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: Australia is wider than the Moon. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…
Asking questions in the House – is that the politicians version of sport – as we know sport is all this country’s men hold dear, that and houses! Huh. So Willie didn’t score, silly Willie. Probably the parliamentary sporting game’s rules have changed. Nothing is like it was – it’s all pretensions and peacocks now. Trouble is to get our game back on a national footing, as at present we are getting booted by international interests.
Pilot: What’s that annoying noise from the last couple of days?
Engineer: Oh it’s the twin right wing engines playing up. Whingy Dave and Whiny Nick (Mowbray).
Seymour must be gutted and his girl friend will be telling him to harden up or move back in with mummy.
His girlie friend is probably too busy researching IVF options. (Not unlike Brookie Wookie figuring ways to have Eeeyore Seymore’s specimen. Ew
(Sorry – couldn’t resist. I’ll face Mecca and pray. I’ve been resisting the old adage: If you can’t say something noice, say nothing.
This bugger’s muddle of a gummint cockup just beggars belief.
It’s a shame I probably won’t be around to see how it goes down in history [History – that quaint old phenomenon]. Thankfully my offspring will be and I can assure Simeon, Luxon, Willis and a few others that my offspring’s farts smell considerably c o s i d e r a b l y CONSIDERABLY C O N S I D E R A B L Y more redolent than they