Political Caption Competition
I’m a little teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my FUCKING TASER GET ON THE FLOOR!
I’m a little teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my FUCKING TASER GET ON THE FLOOR!

FACT OF THE DAY: The human heart has incredible stamina, beating around 100,000 times and pumping roughly 2,500 gallons (9,500…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
You taze the left hand in, you taze the left hand out, you do the frothy pokey and you shake it all about.
Mitch flirting … ‘ now I just pull my jacket back a bit, hands on hips… can you see my BUSSY now girls…hmmm ? ‘
Sunny Kaushal told me to stand like this
New “human wall” strategy to reduce retail crime being trialled – 1.3 million new police recruits will be needed.
Proof that no Compass lunch ever goes to waste.
Wearing a blue suit makes me start lying
I can’t lower crime but I can lower my pants.
Ramraider asked to empty his pockets
Police recruits smile uneasily as police retiree shows them how HE walked his beat.