Political Caption Competition
I’m a little teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my FUCKING TASER GET ON THE FLOOR!
I’m a little teapot
short and stout
Here is my handle and here is my FUCKING TASER GET ON THE FLOOR!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
You taze the left hand in, you taze the left hand out, you do the frothy pokey and you shake it all about.
Mitch flirting … ‘ now I just pull my jacket back a bit, hands on hips… can you see my BUSSY now girls…hmmm ? ‘
Sunny Kaushal told me to stand like this
New “human wall” strategy to reduce retail crime being trialled – 1.3 million new police recruits will be needed.
Proof that no Compass lunch ever goes to waste.
Wearing a blue suit makes me start lying
I can’t lower crime but I can lower my pants.
Ramraider asked to empty his pockets
Police recruits smile uneasily as police retiree shows them how HE walked his beat.