Political Caption Competition

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1. Look at me you bottom feeders!
   I can afford dental care because I sell plastic that is polluting the Oceans!
   (All that is wrong with capitalism encapsulated in one smirk).

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2. Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
   and he shows them pearly white,
   Just some plastic has the Mowbray
   and that’s sure as hell a blight.

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