Political Caption Competition
Chin up champ, only brown kids go to Boot camp!
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No, I’m not the man in the moon, I’m just made of cheese.
“ What? Got no pyjamas you little bottom-feeder ? “
“ If the school lunch is that lousy Mrs Luxon does afternoon teas for $112.00 each”.
I’m a friendly Christian bloke and for the kids from poor homes I’ve got this boot camp thing going like they had health camps in the old days. It will be a great break from stressful times.
No son Winston is not my dad
I bet you kids are looking forward to the yummy lunches Uncle David has arranged for you.
So kids how do you like my leer? Scary eh?
If you work really hard one day you might be able to rent one of my houses.
“Hey, watch this. I’m gonna pull on the back of her hair.”