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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
“See yonder … behold a great void of nothingness, the place where I shall hide me and my Natz, come the next general election past.”
“And from the West the great god Usa will bring us lots of gifts and wealth just like he did in 1943…”
“Look! It’s another bunch of wealthy immigrants…”
“I’ll answer that question just as soon as I hear back from the Vatican…”
“It’s all that bastard’s fault. I didn’t do anything…”