Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“See yonder … behold a great void of nothingness, the place where I shall hide me and my Natz, come the next general election past.”
“And from the West the great god Usa will bring us lots of gifts and wealth just like he did in 1943…”
“Look! It’s another bunch of wealthy immigrants…”
“I’ll answer that question just as soon as I hear back from the Vatican…”
“It’s all that bastard’s fault. I didn’t do anything…”