Political Caption Competition
How has he managed to be bald AND grey?

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Unashamed of his lobotomy scars.
Bob Marley was both a musical genius, and a prophet… He wrote “Crazy Baldhead” over 50 years ago, and he’s still being proved right…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXckkQKY6Kk
Luxon to photographer: “I hope you got my good side.”
Photographer: ?????
At least he’s got his clothes on this time.
” Really looking forward to the National party Christmas barbecue. Act might be there, Oops I mean Axe “
I must maintain the skin head gang leader look because I lead a criminal gang
With nosediving polling this one term man walking has all the charisma of an inflamed anal wart about to be cauterized by the electorate, battered by cutbacks and increased fees on every front, with massive factory closures now routine, and not a single job yet created by the fast track mirage, causing our youth to leave the country in droves.
Wake up quickly it was just a nightmare – we need to change horses.
“ I keep a well-stocked kitchen, and John the Key gave me whitebait.”
Every day in every way his head’s getting bigger and bigger.