Political Caption Competition
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief.
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief.

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Panic inside Luxon’s little brain..
I forgot my cue cards… I forgot my cue cards!! What do I do now? I’ve never had an original idea in my head ever! Everyone will see how much of a dumb puppet I am.
Winston: Don’t worry. We all worked that out long ago. That’s why JK selected you, and David and I went into coalition with you.
Teach me how to catch a fish Winston, and you can have the fins.
Teach me how to ride a horse Winston, and which direction is sunset ?
I feel Im on one of Willis new boats
“What’s with the red tie, Winston? You’re not thinking about flipping sides yet again?”
Good one TessT! I’m a bit testy too.
“so whats your master stroke then”
“ Wanna have afternoon tea with my wife ?”
“Wanna see me in my pyjamas? “