Political Caption Competition
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief.
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief.

Jesus wept the new Sealord TV advert is Karen level self victimisation drowned in culture war grievance… …dickhead culture war…

Ummmmmm. Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket An interviewee going rogue on…
The New Zealand Council of Christian Social Services has released a new report last week, which shows that 10.2 percent…
Jesus wept… Lake Alice survivor forced to live in public car park after benefit wrongly cancelled Lake Alice torture survivor…

Friend of Sam Neill says abuse the actor experienced due to mining opposition ‘took its toll on him’ New Zealand…

Right wing arseholes feel very relaxed in the presence of Duncan Garner and Shane Jones most recent interview with the…
Panic inside Luxon’s little brain..
I forgot my cue cards… I forgot my cue cards!! What do I do now? I’ve never had an original idea in my head ever! Everyone will see how much of a dumb puppet I am.
Winston: Don’t worry. We all worked that out long ago. That’s why JK selected you, and David and I went into coalition with you.
Teach me how to catch a fish Winston, and you can have the fins.
Teach me how to ride a horse Winston, and which direction is sunset ?
I feel Im on one of Willis new boats
“What’s with the red tie, Winston? You’re not thinking about flipping sides yet again?”
Good one TessT! I’m a bit testy too.
“so whats your master stroke then”
“ Wanna have afternoon tea with my wife ?”
“Wanna see me in my pyjamas? “