Political Caption Competition
Hi, I’m Chris Luxon and I have let everyone in this photo down.
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Jesus wept the new Sealord TV advert is Karen level self victimisation drowned in culture war grievance… …dickhead culture war…

Ummmmmm. Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket An interviewee going rogue on…
The New Zealand Council of Christian Social Services has released a new report last week, which shows that 10.2 percent…
Jesus wept… Lake Alice survivor forced to live in public car park after benefit wrongly cancelled Lake Alice torture survivor…

Friend of Sam Neill says abuse the actor experienced due to mining opposition ‘took its toll on him’ New Zealand…

Right wing arseholes feel very relaxed in the presence of Duncan Garner and Shane Jones most recent interview with the…
LUXON: These gangmembers were kind enough to give me a lift.
MARK MITCHELL: Someone call 111, I think I’m having a seizure.
RETI: Believe me, you don’t want to go into one of our hospitals.
SEYMOUR: I want some of what you guys are smoking.
We need a bigger hangi basket
Give the tamariki more maths lessons and The Market will solve everything – eh?
Christopher Luxon ‘caring deeply’ about something or other
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