Political Caption Competition
How Chris Luxon sees himself in the mirror each morning
How Chris Luxon sees himself in the mirror each morning

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Seriously this would be the type of magazine my girlfriend would subscribe for “us”and wonder why I’d never go near it . Except maybe to roll up and swat flies with it. Or as a coaster for cold beers
Witty and wonderful – the cover that is,
An empty hand is no job at all
Can we send this prick into exile on a distant island? (and I do not mean Hawaii).
Oh Please! Napoleon never claimed he was in Te Puke when he was really in Hawaii!
Look at how big my gut is getting with all those $3 meals at all those functions I attend .I have to fill my day because I am minister of nothing so I eat all the left over pig swill David is providing .