Political Caption Competition


Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

FACT OF THE DAY: There is a giant cloud of alcohol in the constellation Aquila that is 1,000 times larger…

FACT OF THE DAY: A single day on Venus lasts longer than a single year on Venus, due to its…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

“I don’t know anything about big Polluters writing our policy”.

FACT OF THE DAY: Octopuses have blue blood and three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third…
” A BIGGER DICK HEAD THAN WE THOUGHT. ”
” Two dicks, same frame “
“We’re gonna chase those crazy baldheads out of town”
“And Dick of the Year goes to ….”
Failed Christmas gift thrown back at creepy individual who gave it.
The pen-is mightier than the sword.
Joyce promoted to even bigger knob…
Once upon a time there were two pricks …?
“Two pricks crossing paths”