Political Caption Competition
A white loaf of beige mediocrity

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
At least Luxon’s not poncing around in his pyjamas again.
Grey Warbler. Nope, the sausages and the rollers, and no prizes for ID’ing the sausages either.
Now I have thought more I wonder what about the vegans – chuck them on the compost perhaps? At last some use for these weeds.
Four sides of beef – beef them out!
The fuckwit is second from left. The others are just wits.
You know your screwed when the comedians have forgotten how to do satire.
So thats where Jeremy has been all week .Soapy Soaper will be busy in the back ground soaping up all those rear ends