Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Smiles will turn to frowns when the real reason JK bailed becomes apparent.
In racing news, media favourite Blinglish had the clear running to take the Leadership Handicap, followed home by Solomudda and Chromedome. This follows the shock scratching of Keysta after his handlers, Crosby & Textor, discovered fitness issues.
Dildo, Pullya and Dipper
keen to put in the slipper.
If you’re poor and weak
they’ll make you shriek
with a swift kick right in the zipper
Spot the idiot.
smile and deny.