Political Caption Competition
No Toast for you, all the Toast for me!

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I prefer those old-style feelgood politician’s pics with their dogs. Now what about that dear little doggie on Radionz? Nicer face than self-empowered Nats.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/527279/mosako-the-sweet-japanese-dog-cared-for-by-air-nz-crew
Count yourself luxky. You wouldn’t be getting any toast if you’d just given birth to a baby in hospital.
A picture of Luxons with their clothes on.
Daughter Luxon: But Dad, 2.9 billion tax breaks, and the 2 billion in accommodation supplements every year to landlords is getting a bit greedy isn’t it?
Daddy Luxon: What I would say to you is, don’t bite the hand that feeds you, however corrupt it is.
The setting is very correct, this is the modern decorating style, light and minimalist. The orange juice indicates health promotion, and mere toast indicates sensitivity to the austerity regime that the country presently embraces. Forgive us Gnats if many of us don’t want to embrace you as we know this is all a carefully created stage-set we real people have to drift in and out of at your will.
This is what the coalition of chaos will be come next elections.