Political Caption Competition
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich!

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Luxon’s medieval clothing makes me think of the song about a young woman holding out for marriage and not giving herself for a mere diamond ring from a sly meme.
(When you’re sly, you’re crafty, cunning, tricky, and wily. Being sly is being deceitful, though not in the worst way. Sly – Definition, Meaning & Synonyms – Vocabulary.com
Vocabulary.com https://www.vocabulary.com › dictionary › sly)
Pity Nz Labour didn’t have the same strength against the lascivious neoliberal financiers, who then had a second win with free market/open borders.
Steeleye Span tells it with their special musical skills, in ‘All Around My Hat’ – Wear the Green Willow. That long hair looks medieval! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxDza2gXLvo
Ware! That man is an undercover agent. He is fitted out in the Green and Red livery to cover his cold Blue soul (no heart).
Friar Jones maketh his way across the land
…while Friar Bishop eateth crayfish and planeth building shoeboxes to shoveth poor folk into of…
‘Eth’ was a character in ancient Brit radio/tv comedy shows. Now again! Aren’t NZ politicians funny enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP7Ce4iGDSg
Prince of (the top 3%) Thieves
The Sheriff of wagons asked if there was anything I could do to cripple the ferryman. I’ll sort this myself maid Nicola..
So is Hipkins to be Little John, or Sheriff of the rather damp Hutt Valley ?
“ His vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
He speaks, yet he says nothing. What of that?”
Shakespeare? couldn’t say it better.
Yep. Romeo and Juliet, with gender-swapped pronouns, pronouns now being a mad requisite in looney government departments, and gender swapping a recreational activity in Auckland parks, loved by the Greens and their band of Merrie Chocolate-Munching punchers.
Maid Amanda does Afternoon Teas at $115.00 per capita, with Housing Min Chris Bishop’s daddy doing sausage rolls eaten al fresco in lieu of a place to call home.
“ Blood-red were his spurs in the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat.”
Stick to your pyjamas, tlot tlot Luxon, they become you better – if anything can.