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Political Caption Competition
NZ First Conference
TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 Open Mic
TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
Just let me get under the table you won’t be disappointed
“I can get all these and more where the sun don’t shine suck the chrome off a trailer hitch while drinking a glass of wine”
“I just need two more nostrils”
Think bubble coming out of Richie’s head…….” I didn’t realise when i signed up to be All Black Captain that i’d have to sit around 10 years after retirement and listen to this stultifyingly boring idiocy…zzzzzzzz”
…Ritchie felt a sudden, uncontrollable urge to play the bongo drums
Luxon’s Belly’s Big Night Out.
Only one with anything up top.
And that one had great dignity in refusing a knighthood.
They other two, we’ll let’s be fair, scrambled or hard boiled, either way the countries fucked in their hands.
Luxon “ Police officers burdened by working sweltering hot Canterbury nor’westers without water coolers can sod off to Australia. I’ll be off soon as I get my knighthood.”
Baldy “What nice soft white hands you have, Grandmama.”
“ Jesus drank wine in the Upper Room and I drink it everywhere.”
“Jesus turned water into wine because he wants us to drink it.”
McCaw wishes he had worn shades when hanging with these two shiny bonces…
Why drink water when you can drink wine ?
“ If we give police officers free water, they’ll be wanting the wife’s $115.00 afternoon teas free next.”
“ No need for coppers to have water coolers when they just piss it all away.”