Political Caption Competition
Its doesn’t matter that Military Boot Camps don’t work, what’s important is that you feel they will work.
Its doesn’t matter that Military Boot Camps don’t work, what’s important is that you feel they will work.

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Mr Speaker, the Greens want every New Zealander to feel proud of our country. Not just for our history; for…

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Just consider what we are seeing here… Judge rejects billionaire Jim Grenon’s bid to stop media reporting Billionaire Jim Grenon…
Don’t polish yah boots too much, they might outshine my head!
I DON’T CARE because……I’M PRIVILEGED!!
As Alfred E. Neumann would say ‘What me care!’; that image was one of my favourite characters when I was young. Now I’m older I’ve found that no-one does actually, they just pretend and as long as the ones who back me do all right, I can say anything I like. Politicians are expected to make promises so they seem to care, but still get elected when they don’t keep them. Look at Labour and its 10,000? houses over 4 years one. The peeps get excited for a while; have a 10 second to half an hour concentration and memory. Me and Alfred to go!
Wish that flaccid piece of white bread dough sitting on top of a suit would stop showing up.
It just hasn’t had enough time for the dough to rise 100% but when it does you won’t see any bread at all.
Won’t happen if there’s nothing actively germinating in the dough !
Something’s growing and germinating all right but it’s mould, fungus, which has got in – it’s a devil for spoiling good materials.
The alternative did not work either so worth another try.
Never cared about anyone as much as I care about Me.
“ Tell me I’m lazy
Tell me I’m slow,
Tell me I’m crazy
Maybe I know,
Just can’t help lovin’
These flabby lips of mine.”
Maybe those in the boot camp could row the Toyota Corolla Ferry across the Cook Strait