Political Caption Competition
Its doesn’t matter that Military Boot Camps don’t work, what’s important is that you feel they will work.
Its doesn’t matter that Military Boot Camps don’t work, what’s important is that you feel they will work.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Don’t polish yah boots too much, they might outshine my head!
I DON’T CARE because……I’M PRIVILEGED!!
As Alfred E. Neumann would say ‘What me care!’; that image was one of my favourite characters when I was young. Now I’m older I’ve found that no-one does actually, they just pretend and as long as the ones who back me do all right, I can say anything I like. Politicians are expected to make promises so they seem to care, but still get elected when they don’t keep them. Look at Labour and its 10,000? houses over 4 years one. The peeps get excited for a while; have a 10 second to half an hour concentration and memory. Me and Alfred to go!
Wish that flaccid piece of white bread dough sitting on top of a suit would stop showing up.
It just hasn’t had enough time for the dough to rise 100% but when it does you won’t see any bread at all.
Won’t happen if there’s nothing actively germinating in the dough !
Something’s growing and germinating all right but it’s mould, fungus, which has got in – it’s a devil for spoiling good materials.
The alternative did not work either so worth another try.
Never cared about anyone as much as I care about Me.
“ Tell me I’m lazy
Tell me I’m slow,
Tell me I’m crazy
Maybe I know,
Just can’t help lovin’
These flabby lips of mine.”
Maybe those in the boot camp could row the Toyota Corolla Ferry across the Cook Strait