Political Caption Competition
National Party policy in 3 parts

The disinformation campaign being run by the Government is quite remarkable. After attacking the Free Press and cancelling mainstream media…
The entire Budget has been built upon a farce of economic growth predictions no one believes. We are scarring NZ…

Propertied Boomers love property speculation, cradle to the grave subsidisation of their entire lives, cruises, snow white hair and more…

Officials warned against an ‘offence of being homeless’. Ministers pushed ahead The Press – Advertisement – Well, well, well….

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
National didn’t intend to use bikes to cross Cook Strait! They were going to demonstrate how they can walk on water! The plan was to set a rate of how many containers each National coolie could tow – a new measure similar to horsepower – but perhaps the story was all hor..it.