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They just have to bring their own plane, own boat and own electricity
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They can pitch a tent on the grounds of Premier House as the house is not habitable according to the PM. Best that King Charles brings a full stash of his cancer drugs too.
On a brighter note afternoon teas available for $110 each.
Update:
Hold the tent…
The PM has kindly said he is amiable to booting out some tenants temporarily from one of his seven houses to accommodate the King and Queen providing the taxpayer compensates him handsomely.
You forgot about the sausage rolls which Chipkins carts all over the world. Plus Chris Bishop’s dad trawls petrol stations searching hot sausage rolls for himself, and surely he wouldn’t balk at getting some for a King. Jacinda makes scones for pop stars and could rustle up a few for KC 2, and with Mallard off site, their tents shouldn’t get drenched, but they could always sleep in one of those big black Mercedes beloved by PM Luxon. Paula at Pharmac will sort the cancer meds. Problem solved.
Our King needs to have some wariness of our Prime Minister in case his offers may be covering mendacious in-tent such as, With intent to deceive (Summary Offences Act 1981) and National is considered guilty of wounding NZ’s body politic with intent to cause grievous harm.
“Do you think Luxon would make a good butler, Camilla?…”
“Why yes Charles, but we would need to give him a little top hat, his head is too shiny”
“Ahh yes quite right, I wouldn’t want his his head out shining my crown”
King Charles must be scratching his head. He’d surely have thought he ALREADY had an open invitation to NZ.
PM desperate for attention!