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The dead eyes.
An ocean of dead eyes.

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Seymour says:
“Everyone stay calm and ACT natural – maybe no one has actually read our policy manifesto. We might still get away with this.”
Winston’s decided he’d rather be a whiskey soaked cancer stick than this sorry lot. They’re definitely on the spectrum. Hopefully as soon as he’s got the travel bug out of his cistern, and realises Shane’s in it for Shane, he’ll pull the plug.
Thankfully @ Brookey wookey and @ Karen, VOYCE have got your numbers
Not those of the Tamaki MP, she has destiny in her sights. By attaching herself to Rimmer she can be a stella nova.
ACT party members keep a straight face as they pose with a stolen store mannequin they affectionately named Brooke.
No worse than Bill Bottom-Feeder English.
Billy England the Android – ” That does not compute…static void… blip blip… a human life IS a production unit that can be monetized and profitable…. “
New single out called “Every day is halloween” by The Atlas zombies.
Prototypes for future AI avatars, holograms or robots – judged to be all-purpose archetypes after psychoanalysis.
Actually they remind me more of Dr Who’s Cybermen, or the Daleks.
Same robotic singleness of purpose, “exterminate!”
I wish someone would fucking exterminate them…
The devil has many faces.
Seymour, ugly on the inside and out. He is about as real as a Ken doll. You’d have to be a fucking idiot to think otherwise.( see Bob above)
“Better get some bumps in before the party at Tim Jago’s tommorow”
Rich people find out they too could be victims of state violence
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-falsely-claims-biden-fbi-plan-assassinate-mar/story?id=110466084
“Anytime the fbi takes an adversarial action like executing a search warrant, there is a deadly force policy,” former DOJ official and ABC News contributor Sarah Isgur tweeted. “If there is danger to you or public and there’s no alternatives, you are authorized to use deadly force. This is standard policy.”