Political Caption Competition
Minister: I managed a press conference without burning down the podium or shitting on the stage!
Everyone else: The look on Coster’s face though.
Minister: I managed a press conference without burning down the podium or shitting on the stage!
Everyone else: The look on Coster’s face though.

A Marxist, the Police Minister, the Leader of Labour, the President of NZ Trade Unions, the NZME Business Editor, the…

National Party leader Christopher Luxon has hit out at the Green Party’s latest tax proposal targeting “the super-rich and mega-corporates”,…

Sir Keir Starmer announces resignation as UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has announced his resignation as UK Prime Minister…

Hindu Board of NZ urges police to take action against Destiny Church’s Brian Tamaki over incendiary post Hindu leaders are…

FACT OF THE DAY: There are an estimated 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
“ Take away patches and put makeup on tats so no one will know what’s what and we won’t need no more cops.”
I’ve seen Stuart Nash age quickly in his time in orifice, so I have had botox to smooth out past wrinkles and look smooth and innocent like a baby heh heh.
URRRR, arrrr, I will get one of the Bruce’s onto it!
New plan, the police are going to swap there uniforms for the gangs patches…should work eh
Minister: If those cops really want to catch crims they can go to Australia and catch them all there.
Everyone else: But who will cuddle the lost dogs here at your low pay rates mein herr ?