Political Caption Competition
Luxon after the latest polls

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“Bob the first, your kiddy orders ready”
” Kea Aura, Hawaii MacDonalds, er, um oops, I mean Te Puke Macdonalds, Chris ear, may I take your money/ order”
What? Winston’s croaked? Yessssss, one down and one to go!!!!!
yes boss I’ll take the red shirt off obviously confusing but I really do need to change my underwear right now
What’s that? If you had a hammer? We can probably lend you one if you need one.
What’s up DOC that’s how I rock cause I am a COC.
The Donor Drive through.
Luxon: Donor number one, can I have your order please?
Donor #1: A 2.9 billion landlord rebate thanks.
Luxon: Would you like the bright line test to be brought down from 10 to 2 years with that?
” Hello. .. this is He.
Oh, you have a kid to be uplifted ? Hold on I’ll just transfer you through to UBER. ”
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” Hello… this is He. Yes, you have a disabilty. OK.Do you want fries with that? ”
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” Hello. .. this is He. A happy meal you say Why the fuck do you have a phone , kid ? ”
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” Hello. .. this is He. Kiwi nuggets ? Yes, Shane they’re very fresh, straight from the Coromandel.”
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“Hello. ..this is He. Our food production regulations … You have Listeria you say ? I’ll put you through to my boss David. “
“ Abolish Act? What an awesome idea.”
JK what would you do? Flags.. Pandas?
” Put away your phone, your not in Hawaii now Dr Ropata”
Christopher Luxon snapped at his day job.