Political Caption Competition
Two bitches at Parliament plus a couple of dogs
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” Hi, David and I are hear today to talk dog shift.”
White dog hides and grouches , ” What an embarrassing Ass- wipe.”
Brown dog with distaste turns away and mutters, ” Yes, mine has a wiping problem too! “
Seymour’s Dog (thinks): “Oh hell! What if he’s rabid? Wasn’t that ACT outfit invented by a mad dog? Gulp!”
” Oh Cwiss, Cwiss my love, I’m sooo excited … can’t wait to bring out our PROPS for our slave labour announcement .”
Vote for us because we like dogs. Plus crayfish and ourselves. We can also pat babies.
Spot the DIFFERENCE
Two robots take dogs for walk.
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Stupid is as stupid does!
” Well if you are struggling to pay rent, eat your dog, I know David has a great puppy recipe and he’s not even poor! “
David Seymour pulls the stick out of his butt to give the dog something to play with