Political Caption Competition
Once Upon time, in a National Party, far, far away…

Zero Waste Aotearoa is alarmed and disappointed by a recent Environment Court decision, which found a facility for burning plastic…

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Keith Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…
“I was down on my luck, young and reckless, and needed the money to fund my hair transplant addiction”.
Luxon admits his youthful dalliance, as a flamboyant fortuneteller to the rich and powerful, during his bottomfeeder period.
Rumour has it that photo was taken the night Rob bluffed and called a snap election. Turned into a huge bender of an evening, “crammed with sizzling gypsies”
Sir Robert and Bob the first, catch up.
…and then Trixie started blowing up inflatable Robert Muldoons outside primary schools.
Is that his mother- it sort of explains stuff?