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Once Upon time, in a National Party, far, far away…

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Have you all seen Taine Randall being interviewed after his announcement to run for recreational hate cult. NZ First? Y-e-a-h….

The man is a fucking moron… Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.pic.twitter.com/1o3CJiJYRF…

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
“I was down on my luck, young and reckless, and needed the money to fund my hair transplant addiction”.
Luxon admits his youthful dalliance, as a flamboyant fortuneteller to the rich and powerful, during his bottomfeeder period.
Rumour has it that photo was taken the night Rob bluffed and called a snap election. Turned into a huge bender of an evening, “crammed with sizzling gypsies”
Sir Robert and Bob the first, catch up.
…and then Trixie started blowing up inflatable Robert Muldoons outside primary schools.
Is that his mother- it sort of explains stuff?