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Once Upon time, in a National Party, far, far away…

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“I was down on my luck, young and reckless, and needed the money to fund my hair transplant addiction”.
Luxon admits his youthful dalliance, as a flamboyant fortuneteller to the rich and powerful, during his bottomfeeder period.
Rumour has it that photo was taken the night Rob bluffed and called a snap election. Turned into a huge bender of an evening, “crammed with sizzling gypsies”
Sir Robert and Bob the first, catch up.
…and then Trixie started blowing up inflatable Robert Muldoons outside primary schools.
Is that his mother- it sort of explains stuff?