Political Caption Competition
I think painting a shed is the same thing as running a country.
I’m as dumb as a bag of hammers.
I think painting a shed is the same thing as running a country.
I’m as dumb as a bag of hammers.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Kieth Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…
Has anyone noticed the dull dim colours of everything – black is the fashionable colour for today. It used to be reserved for funerals and death. Mr Luxon has chosen the prevailing style – there shall be no colours of nature, flowers or joy in our lives; robots don’t need them – humans do.
Who would’ve thunk it? The king of the flip flop wears jandals?
Oh he’s so Kiwi! So relatable!
Slip on your jandals and leave the cares of your Remuera mansion behind. Do a spot of shed painting on your Waiheke Island retreat. Kiwi as.
Perhaps he can be a painter after his 3-year term.
I wonder if he can deliver the free cancer treatment Reti promised or is this just a “maybe” now.
And with the amount of deaths on our roads during xmas I wonder whether his junior transport minister increasing the speed limits was a good policy?
Every policy he has promised to “deliver” now has a caveat….” We are seeking advice”
Tell me what does his and his mis salaries cover again?
Top coat straight on to untreated unprepared timber.
Sounds about right.
Which house would this be then … house one, two, three, four, five, six or seven?