Political Caption Competition
This isn’t as much fun as Mum said it would be

The disinformation campaign being run by the Government is quite remarkable. After attacking the Free Press and cancelling mainstream media…
The entire Budget has been built upon a farce of economic growth predictions no one believes. We are scarring NZ…

Propertied Boomers love property speculation, cradle to the grave subsidisation of their entire lives, cruises, snow white hair and more…

Officials warned against an ‘offence of being homeless’. Ministers pushed ahead The Press – Advertisement – Well, well, well….

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…
I need a cup of tea and a lie down.
Mr Luxon, how does it feel to go to Wellington,
to find out Winston wants to meet in Auckland,
and then arrive in Auckland to find out Winnie
has decided to go to Wellington after all
“I am genuinely concerned the foreign buyer access my mates paid me for might be stymied. Actually this will impact my own property portfolio as well! See how selfless I am in the service of my country”
“ I did it my way…”
Nice one.