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Thanks everyone! It is super-hearty to read all of your giggles!
It really IS awesome when the Left vote. It’s truly awesome, for ALL of us 🙂
My Precious
Wannabe Māori scoops cone like Luxon’s head.
Look what self-promoters will wear to get onto TDB Captions!
Ooooooooooh Betty….
Lol!
Man in green hat auditions to join Marama and Albert Park celebrationists.
Wanna twerk with me ?
Pseudo-scientist claims that green flannel hats protect wearers from “the woke mind virus”
Village idiot proves you can’t cook ice-cream without changing its form
Coalition of Cholesterol claims that “every single day the woke mob are peering into people’s fridges, shopping trolleys and lunch boxes, telling them what to eat, removing high-fat items, harassing them at their front doors, spying on them at supermarkets, screaming at them in carparks and setting fire to their fridges. It is political correctness gone mad”
Productivity commissioner investigates alarming decline in ice-cream shop performance
Philistine nit-wit recites Wallace Stevens’s great poem “The Emperor of Ice Cream” to a delighted audience of city spivs, property speculators and journalists.
Culture warrior says sorbet is ‘woke’ and that real men eat ice-cream
Te Tiriti sceptic says Maori had a stone-age culture because they did not invent ice-cream
Climate change denier claims that ice-cream will cool the planet
Free-marketeer cuts red tape by breaking food safety regulations
Man in green hat and pink tie ramraids ice-cream shop.
Man in green hat and pink tie absconds from dementia unit. Please notify police if you see him.
Let’s not. Let’s get rid of global warming before my icecream melts.
Goofy scoops a cone that looks so much like Luxon.
Unbalanced individual