Political Caption Competition
The funniest thing about this image is that the Mullett Party has more credible policy than NZ First.
The funniest thing about this image is that the Mullett Party has more credible policy than NZ First.

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
Winston Peters dislikes today’s children’s stories confusing and sexualising school pupils and so do I.
Yep reading real stories about people getting on in the real world is seen as scary, but disney eyelashes. barbie and JonBenet Ramsay are OK. I like Cynthia Voigt’s Homecoming Tillerman series. A mother burdened by poverty bringing up four children well, loses her supermarket trolley job, has mental breakdown, disappears. The oldest 11, then 10, 7, 4, decide to walk to a relation hundred kms away rather than be split up by Welfare. They surmount problems together OK. Now that’s all right for 11 up – what do they get – ninja, pretty princesses!
Enid Blyton wrote a children’s story about never running short of food because of having a magic pot that always had porridge bubbling ready to eat; Winston P has a magic grey bag that’s like Dr Who’s Tardis; inside it’s a cornycopia.
Real men have hair as seen here.
Any man who treats everybody with respect has my vote.
Any man who treats women with respect has my vote.
Bob the mullet first.
Three cheers for Mr Peters keeping blokes out of the girls’ lavatories.
Winston Peters glee as he checks out his baggy, from his new coalition partner.