Political Caption Competition
Nothing to see here NZ.

Boom! Roy Morgan predicted the Labour crash and TOP rise in their last under-reported poll so this TVNZ Poll predicting…

I’m sure you are well aware of the bill going through the parliament process that will allow the government to…
It isn’t often that smaller provincial newspapers break revealing health stories. They struggle with fewer resources to call upon and…

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…
Did Jenny plagiarize Jack Tame’s hairstyle, or do they have the same barber?
Are those earrings memorabilia from a fund raiser for the victims of the CTV building collapse in Christchurch? Probably just cut off the superframes, (strengthened with lattices or trusswork) which were used – being a bit too thin or weak for the task.
Worst where’s Waldo ever
Coming to a neighbourhood near you, bottle stores, bottling kids, drink drivers, plastered parents, and very rich pickings, thanks to the Nats first allegedly- female Prime Minister, Jenny the Shipwreck.
“ I’d have gone to Brainsavers but I didn’t have a brain.”
The face that launched a thousand liquor outlets.
Do you think I’m sexy ?
Thanks to me minors no longer lurk outside liquor outlets looking for a friendly face to do their purchasing for them they can do it for themselves, or if hooked, they can have a ram raid or two or three…
Ecce the dame who got the drinking age lowered to turn this country into a sophisticated continental culture, and oh how well that has turned out. “Oh no, they can’t take that away from me… ‘
I note: What does Ecce home mean?
Latin. “Behold the man!”: the words with which Pilate presented Christ, crowned with thorns, to his accusers. John 19:5. Could this phrase be applicable? I’m confused – man? looks like and thinks like one – but definitely not a Christ-like figure that Pilate presented to us.
https://www.thepost.co.nz/a/business/350061886/tarnishing-dame-jenny-shipleys-reputation-director
Female trying to think and behave like a male of her class has ended up in no-man’s-land. Brings a vision of smiling Margaret Thatcher who didn’t lead as did Ste Joan of Arc and also avoided being burnt for her sins.
Cute scaffolding earrings shippleyed cheap from China via the poor people’s beastie.
Topless farmer’s wife from Ashburton has to do some more topping up.
“ I did not have sex with that woman”
This plane has crashed and burnt and taken thousands with it.
Charles. Which is why insurance premiums go up up and away… ! Superman did it better than the pantomime dame. Cancel all dames.
Look by the time any court is ready to send me to jail my mates in Nation anal and ACT will be the government so I can expect a severe spanking with wet bus tickets.
I mean it’s not as if I am a welfare cheat.
Criminal.
‘What a clever girl I am!’
Is she so poor now she couldn’t afford the $12 for the dramatic effect laser beam pointer lights in the background?
I ran a construction company just like I ran the country – into the ground.