Political Caption Competition
The new NZ First Logo

Jesus wept the new Sealord TV advert is Karen level self victimisation drowned in culture war grievance… …dickhead culture war…

Ummmmmm. Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket An interviewee going rogue on…
The New Zealand Council of Christian Social Services has released a new report last week, which shows that 10.2 percent…
Jesus wept… Lake Alice survivor forced to live in public car park after benefit wrongly cancelled Lake Alice torture survivor…

Friend of Sam Neill says abuse the actor experienced due to mining opposition ‘took its toll on him’ New Zealand…

Right wing arseholes feel very relaxed in the presence of Duncan Garner and Shane Jones most recent interview with the…
Just another Shane.
Reti Rides Again.
Christopher Luxon feeds from the top.
Hungry Mr Luxon is moving moving on from McDonalds.
Budget Friendly Meals.
Neolibs launch a new food source for protein challenged persons.
Keep Politicians Out of Ambulances.
The Mephistopheles of the medical profession loves chasing ambulances.
Beowulf Seymour has Kiri Allen’s bood on his hands.
Mr Creosote force fed on hamburgers, after psychological experiments to discourage him from eating, whoring and accreting capital by speculation. Warning: Changing such bad habits will never be easy or a pretty sight.
Labour removes GST from fresh fruit and veggies. Meat still too expensive, enterprising consumer finds untaxed alternative source of protein.