Political Caption Competition
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A marxist, the co-leader of Te Pāti Māori, the director of Greenpeace, a political commentator, a humble National Party backbencher…
Dear Julian Genter, Dr Kayla Kingdon-Bebb and Craig Renney – Boycott the Taxpayers’ Union faux debate! Comrades, empowering these bad…

Comrades. We need to be very clear about the damage another National, ACT and NZF Government would create. If you…

Turns out the Taxpayers’ Union was full of shit, despite you all screaming and running around like headless chooks. The…

There are moments as a dad when you realise your kids have overtaken you. Not in the obvious ways —…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: China’s National People’s Congress is considered the largest parliamentary body in the world. POLITICAL QUOTE…
Just another Shane.
Reti Rides Again.
Christopher Luxon feeds from the top.
Hungry Mr Luxon is moving moving on from McDonalds.
Budget Friendly Meals.
Neolibs launch a new food source for protein challenged persons.
Keep Politicians Out of Ambulances.
The Mephistopheles of the medical profession loves chasing ambulances.
Beowulf Seymour has Kiri Allen’s bood on his hands.
Mr Creosote force fed on hamburgers, after psychological experiments to discourage him from eating, whoring and accreting capital by speculation. Warning: Changing such bad habits will never be easy or a pretty sight.
Labour removes GST from fresh fruit and veggies. Meat still too expensive, enterprising consumer finds untaxed alternative source of protein.