Political Caption Competition
Your average NZ First voter

Boom! Roy Morgan predicted the Labour crash and TOP rise in their last under-reported poll so this TVNZ Poll predicting…

I’m sure you are well aware of the bill going through the parliament process that will allow the government to…
It isn’t often that smaller provincial newspapers break revealing health stories. They struggle with fewer resources to call upon and…

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…
Sad paraplegic kitty, remembering when he had a body, four legs and a tail.
‘No pets allowed’ didn’t deter this lonely rental pensioner. “Just you try and evict my Thomas! Good effin luck coz I’ve knitted him to the floor!”
Radio New Zealand’s Macavity ear bashes wherever he can.
Welcome to the Labour therapy clinic, meet your support kitten
I did the cat for practice. Now I am going to crochet effigies of all the species going to be extinct in the next few years.
Jason Ake’s belatedly trying to be appropriate and Granny might be the best person to listen to.
The climate change cat replaces the elephant in the front room.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2383500-much-of-greenlands-ice-could-melt-even-if-world-doesnt-get-warmer/?
Climate change delayers have replaced climate change deniers.
https://www.activesustainability.com/climate-change/deniers-climate-change/?
DELAY NOW MASKING AS CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/mar/01/could-climate-delayer-become-the-political-epithet-of-our-times
‘Climate delayer’ the political epithet of our times?
Delayin James?
https://www.newsroom.co.nz/shaw-wanted-cows-in-2050-net-zero-pledge
(No wonder the Greens are screwed).
My pension paid for the wool I bought while visiting my kids in Australia (trip was also paid with my pension). I’ve never had a job. I grifted off my dead husband all my life.
sinic Too cynical. Extreme prejudice there – you may be right but restraint is the keywords for our near and longer future. Cf with item on reaction from prejudiced persons re ‘pulling pants off’.
My bad GW. I should have said that… the trip was paid for with the untaxed capital gains from my family trust rental property portfolio and the doubling of Tennant rents in the last eight years. Yes I am cynical, unfortunately. It is a funnies column though, after all.