Political Caption Competition
Your average NZ First voter

Taxpayers’ Fake Union Rigged Poll and the latest Roy Morgan are out and they tell interesting stories: Taxpayers’ Fake Union…
As this climate denying, anti-environment Government denies reality… Stark climate warnings: The hypothetical is now our reality, experts say A…

Coalition parties ramp up criticism of media The relationship between politicians and the media is symbiotic, but it’s increasingly coming…

Four ministerial aides quit as more than 60 Labour MPs call for Starmer to resign 64 Labour MPs now calling…

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Lawyers for Climate Action NZ Inc says today’s announcement that the Government will amend the Climate Change Response Act to…
Sad paraplegic kitty, remembering when he had a body, four legs and a tail.
‘No pets allowed’ didn’t deter this lonely rental pensioner. “Just you try and evict my Thomas! Good effin luck coz I’ve knitted him to the floor!”
Radio New Zealand’s Macavity ear bashes wherever he can.
Welcome to the Labour therapy clinic, meet your support kitten
I did the cat for practice. Now I am going to crochet effigies of all the species going to be extinct in the next few years.
Jason Ake’s belatedly trying to be appropriate and Granny might be the best person to listen to.
The climate change cat replaces the elephant in the front room.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2383500-much-of-greenlands-ice-could-melt-even-if-world-doesnt-get-warmer/?
Climate change delayers have replaced climate change deniers.
https://www.activesustainability.com/climate-change/deniers-climate-change/?
DELAY NOW MASKING AS CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/mar/01/could-climate-delayer-become-the-political-epithet-of-our-times
‘Climate delayer’ the political epithet of our times?
Delayin James?
https://www.newsroom.co.nz/shaw-wanted-cows-in-2050-net-zero-pledge
(No wonder the Greens are screwed).
My pension paid for the wool I bought while visiting my kids in Australia (trip was also paid with my pension). I’ve never had a job. I grifted off my dead husband all my life.
sinic Too cynical. Extreme prejudice there – you may be right but restraint is the keywords for our near and longer future. Cf with item on reaction from prejudiced persons re ‘pulling pants off’.
My bad GW. I should have said that… the trip was paid for with the untaxed capital gains from my family trust rental property portfolio and the doubling of Tennant rents in the last eight years. Yes I am cynical, unfortunately. It is a funnies column though, after all.