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Due to Luxons stubbornly low preferred PM polls, Nicola decides to take matters into her own hands, and slips an overdose of rogaine into his tea, but instead of growing hair, he develops gigantism side effects and becomes extremely horny. Nicola said she doesn’t regret her actions, and that she actually prefers the horny Luxon, for personal reasons. She stated with a wry smile, adding that Sarah Dowie can’t have all the fun.
Bahahahahaha Skip, brilliant.
Wins today’s imaginative award!
It was rather miraculous how an undercover trans couple were able to procreate in the 1880s. Hiding in plain sight
No-nonsense Edwardian governess was always obeyed
It’s a fanciful depiction of the sad effects of bringing education to the stupid masses; as these gentlemen appear to profess, it should stay with the proper guardians as in the Catholic church performing mass in Latin which kept the sacred texts free of besmirching lower class distortion.
Nicola Willis ” the horny devil”
New Owners for alpine ski-field found…
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Pouty Rimmer in front