Political Caption Competition
National ACT Government Front Bench

Watching the madness of the weekend where Trump claims the Strait open, only to be rejected by Iran 24 hours…

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor claims…

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer joins this week’s 1-on-1 in 10 to break down the escalating cost-of-living crisis, the fuel price surge, and…

Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
Due to Luxons stubbornly low preferred PM polls, Nicola decides to take matters into her own hands, and slips an overdose of rogaine into his tea, but instead of growing hair, he develops gigantism side effects and becomes extremely horny. Nicola said she doesn’t regret her actions, and that she actually prefers the horny Luxon, for personal reasons. She stated with a wry smile, adding that Sarah Dowie can’t have all the fun.
Bahahahahaha Skip, brilliant.
Wins today’s imaginative award!
It was rather miraculous how an undercover trans couple were able to procreate in the 1880s. Hiding in plain sight
No-nonsense Edwardian governess was always obeyed
It’s a fanciful depiction of the sad effects of bringing education to the stupid masses; as these gentlemen appear to profess, it should stay with the proper guardians as in the Catholic church performing mass in Latin which kept the sacred texts free of besmirching lower class distortion.
Nicola Willis ” the horny devil”
New Owners for alpine ski-field found…
Oranga Tamariki are confident they can manage the new wave of criminal youth…
Pouty Rimmer in front