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Humpty Luxon sat on a wall
Humpty Luxon had a great fall
All the National supporters
And all the nat MP’s
Said fuck it, he’s only an egg.
Luxon’s after your eggs, ladies, break out and toss him out too.
Cracked eggs can harbour bacteria, and can make you sick. People’s outside appearance usually does not indicate when their ideas are ‘cracked’. Not yet, but the USA used polygraphs knowingly unreliable, for years. Now – 22/5 https://theconversation.com/mri-scans-and-ai-technology-really-could-read-what-were-thinking-the-implications-are-terrifying-205503
Like a war effort poster for Luxon.
” We can do this ! Guve up your eggs ladies and your career for the NATZ good. ”
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/132262022/national-leader-christopher-luxon-says-we-should-have-more-babies
“Which one of these looks most like Luxon’s head?”
The cracked one that thinks the country should have more babies.