Political Caption Competition
David, how much crazy far right ACT Party policy will you manage to get passed Chris Luxon?
David, how much crazy far right ACT Party policy will you manage to get passed Chris Luxon?

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The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
A firm that I have shares in has found a fishfood formula that will grow goldfish this big in no time at all. They must be eaten young though; they deteriorate quickly, lose their delicious flavour and appearance, then putrefy. They’ll be only for high class menus.
I’m here to give those brave, plucky, hard done by, little Ozzie battlers in the banking sector a hug…
I learnt these hand gestures from Trump when he was explaining my policies about ‘draining the swamp’.
Look Mum how far my ideas stretch and how far I can go – there’s no stopping me. Those tutoring sessions you made me go to were a good investment Mater.
I only own one suit and tie.
Before my nose job it was about this long and still growing