Political Caption Competition


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Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

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Parata scientifically checks the atomic weight of the effects of Nationals bulk funding by any other name agenda.
“Righto kids -off you go to the seclusion room.”
“Bend over Steven -it’s time for your prostate examination.”
“Opposition? It ain’t no place for a lady!”
“So, like, what I do when I’m considering the implementation of education policy, is carefully weigh up the pros and cons of the legislation in question, and then go… fuck it. I’m just going to do whatever I like, because, you know, I can and shit.”