Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
IVF twins compare conquests
Billy boy,
How do you get a guest pass to one of those secretive clandestine Bilderberg Group meetings as I am never invited since I rail against the ‘Global elitists whom crowd the Bilderberg group meeting.
You were often at them during then1990’s well I guess I’m not as corruptible as you are eh!!
made-man meets make-out man..
clinton to trump: ‘did you just use moisturiser..?..i hope..!.’
slick-willie meets slippery-don..
trump: ‘hey..!..not so hard..!..that’s my pussy-grabbing hand..!’
the customary handshake before the ‘pussy-grabber’ finals..
trump: ‘i’m gonna grab your pussy..!’
clinton:..’no no – i’m gonna grab your pussy!’