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Never a truer word said!
IVF twins compare conquests
Billy boy,
How do you get a guest pass to one of those secretive clandestine Bilderberg Group meetings as I am never invited since I rail against the ‘Global elitists whom crowd the Bilderberg group meeting.
You were often at them during then1990’s well I guess I’m not as corruptible as you are eh!!
made-man meets make-out man..
clinton to trump: ‘did you just use moisturiser..?..i hope..!.’
slick-willie meets slippery-don..
trump: ‘hey..!..not so hard..!..that’s my pussy-grabbing hand..!’
the customary handshake before the ‘pussy-grabber’ finals..
trump: ‘i’m gonna grab your pussy..!’
clinton:..’no no – i’m gonna grab your pussy!’